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var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!
// Set up the quotations to be shown, below.
// To add more quotations, continue with the
// pattern, adding to the array. Remember
// to increment the Quotation[x] index!
Quotation[0] = "The most random person I have ever met!
— Scott Mills - Radio1 DJ";
Quotation[1] = "Cheesy!
— Graham Norton";
Quotation[2] = "Fantastic Finger Flinger!
— Jonathon Ross .";
Quotation[3] = "A man you wouldn't play cards with!
— Philip Schofield.";
Quotation[4] = "Britains answer to David Blaine!
— Christian O'Connell. - XFM DJ.";
Quotation[5] = "Wonderful!
— The Guardian .";
Quotation[6] = "Cheeky!
— The Cheeky Girls";
Quotation[7] = "Madcap! — The Sun .";
Quotation[8] = "The king of all things silly! — Ben Elton";
Quotation[9] = "He's great! He juggles poo!!
— Rohan, aged 6";
Quotation[10] = "The best thing to come out of Weston since Bristols sewage!!
— Mrs Moore - Bristol.";
Quotation[11] = "Man, you're quick!
— Simon Cowell";
Quotation[12] = "Mildly amusing.
— Amanda Holden";
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var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
//function showQuotation(){document.write(""+Quotation[whichQuotation]+"
");}
function showQuotation(){document.write('“'+Quotation[whichQuotation]+'”
');}